The good folks on Twitter.com have come up with a hilarious list of movie sequels which would never happen – and we’re bringing you the funniest.

Browsing Twitter.com yesterday (during our lunch hour, honest boss) we came across a particularly amusing 'trending topic' i.e. a popular subject that everyone could contribute to. The topic? Unlikely movie sequels - click here for the full list.

Rather than waste an entire afternoon of your life, however, we've sifted through thousands and thousands of posts (most of them variations of 'Titanic 2') to bring you 20 of the very best. And Mr. Hollywood producer? Don't get any bright ideas.

The Postman Always Rings Thrice
Saturday The 14th
Scooby Don’t
Apocalypse Yesterday
A Few, Slightly Better Men
Saturday Night Swine Flu
The Hills Have Webcams
Mementwo
Lunch at Tiffany's
The Devil Wears George At Asda
8ight
The Seventh Sense
American Psycho 2: How To Kill Friends and Dismember People
The Matrix: Downloaded
Snakes on a Plane II: Bears on a Boat
The Good, The Bad And The Fugly
The Day After The Day After Tomorrow
41 Candles
Never Say Never Again, Again

And our absolute favourite... Ferris Bueller's Laid Off

Suggest your own unlikely sequels below and we'll publish a list of the funniest if they're up to scratch.