Stuart Heritage watches the first episode of this year's Apprentice. Then he sighs. Then he despairs at the state of humanity in general. The Apprentice! Woo!
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6 May 2013, 7:20am
Thirty seconds into Swinger Wives, it’ll dawn on you that all the wife-swappers are bad-haired, sad-eyed dullards who wear horrible clothes, go to godawful nightclubs and kiss like 13-year-old boys.
29 April 2013, 5:22am
If you’ve ever wished that someone would compile a nightmarish, graphic, desperately brazen 999-style reconstruction show featuring each of the world's most bizarre deaths, this is your lucky day. 1000 Ways To Die is here, and it is ridiculous.
25 April 2013, 8:08pm
A single gimmick, a po-faced premise, charisma-free contestants and Jessie J – BBC One's The Voice has all the ingredients to send you scrambling for the off switch, but somehow it's as addictive as Pringles.
22 April 2013, 5:25am
A vacuum has formed at the heart of the stupid food genre. Many have tried to live up to Man v Food’s ridiculous premise and charismatic host, but most have failed. Now, though, I have discovered World’s Weirdest Restaurants and, finally, all is right with the world again.
21 April 2013, 9:50pm
Doctor Who showrunner - and professional big tease - Steven Moffat has taken a while to reveal the title of the final episode of the current series, but at last we know it's The Name Of The Doctor. What could it be?