Stuart Heritage watches the first episode of this year's Apprentice. Then he sighs. Then he despairs at the state of humanity in general. The Apprentice! Woo!

Thirty seconds into Swinger Wives, it’ll dawn on you that all the wife-swappers are bad-haired, sad-eyed dullards who wear horrible clothes, go to godawful nightclubs and kiss like 13-year-old boys.

If you’ve ever wished that someone would compile a nightmarish, graphic, desperately brazen 999-style reconstruction show featuring each of the world's most bizarre deaths, this is your lucky day. 1000 Ways To Die is here, and it is ridiculous.

 

Why I can't stop watching The Voice

25 April 2013, 8:08pm

Matthew Horton posted by Matthew Horton

A single gimmick, a po-faced premise, charisma-free contestants and Jessie J – BBC One's The Voice has all the ingredients to send you scrambling for the off switch, but somehow it's as addictive as Pringles.

A vacuum has formed at the heart of the stupid food genre. Many have tried to live up to Man v Food’s ridiculous premise and charismatic host, but most have failed. Now, though, I have discovered World’s Weirdest Restaurants and, finally, all is right with the world again.

What is The Name Of The Doctor?

21 April 2013, 9:50pm

Matthew Horton posted by Matthew Horton

Doctor Who showrunner - and professional big tease - Steven Moffat has taken a while to reveal the title of the final episode of the current series, but at last we know it's The Name Of The Doctor. What could it be?

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